Crisp

It is I, Crisp

My name is Crsip. I am a sleek greasy man with a pony tail. I steal girlfriends.

You might recognize me as, "The bad guy with a pony tail from Kindergarten Kop."

I will have stolen your girlfriend by the time you read this.

This is my blog showing people who look like me. Think you are a Crisp, submit your crispy photo.
November 16
0 | 16.11.2011 | 6 months ago

I’m still in your corner bro.

I’m still in your corner bro.

September 12
5 | 12.9.2011 | 8 months ago

You could have been a contender…

You could have been a contender…

(Source: iwontallowit)

September 9
0 | 9.9.2011 | 8 months ago

“So here, y’see boy? If the ponytail doesn’t frighten him away, you gotta be ready for whats next.”

“So here, y’see boy? If the ponytail doesn’t frighten him away, you gotta be ready for whats next.”

November 19
5 | 19.11.2010 | 1 year ago

txcrew: He won. hit it and quit it.

txcrew:

He won.

hit it and quit it.

September 15
1 | 15.9.2010 | 1 year ago

GCreep: Google Engineer Stalked Teens, Spied on Chats (Updated) Using the power of your silky mane for evil is okay, but when it involves kids, brother, you don’t deserve to tie it back in a pony.

GCreep: Google Engineer Stalked Teens, Spied on Chats (Updated)

Using the power of your silky mane for evil is okay, but when it involves kids, brother, you don’t deserve to tie it back in a pony.

April 29
0 | 29.4.2010 | 2 years ago

You can put your hands on this Crisp any day.

You can put your hands on this Crisp any day.

February 15
0 | 15.2.2010 | 2 years ago

I was there, front and center.

February 11
0 | 11.2.2010 | 2 years ago

I often dream of myself as an action figure.

I often dream of myself as an action figure.

February 4
91 | 4.2.2010 | 2 years ago

atencio: That Weird Shirtless Sax Guy in The Lost Boys SNL’s Digital Short The Curse from last week’s episode hosted by Jon Hamm is a funny reference to the weird shirtless, oiled-up saxophone player seen in The Lost Boys (played by real-life shirtless saxophone player and frequent Tina Turner music video collaborator, Timmy “Yes He Really Goes By Timmy” Cappello), but did you know that 2008’s direct-to-video sequel Lost Boys: The Tribe features yet another shirtless saxophone cameo by the now beergutted saxophonist? That’s a rhetorical question, because yes, you do now. Let this be a lesson to anyone watching. Learning to play an instrument at an early age can seriously increase your chances of getting blown.

atencio:

That Weird Shirtless Sax Guy in The Lost Boys

SNL’s Digital Short The Curse from last week’s episode hosted by Jon Hamm is a funny reference to the weird shirtless, oiled-up saxophone player seen in The Lost Boys (played by real-life shirtless saxophone player and frequent Tina Turner music video collaborator, Timmy “Yes He Really Goes By Timmy” Cappello), but did you know that 2008’s direct-to-video sequel Lost Boys: The Tribe features yet another shirtless saxophone cameo by the now beergutted saxophonist? That’s a rhetorical question, because yes, you do now.

Let this be a lesson to anyone watching. Learning to play an instrument at an early age can seriously increase your chances of getting blown.

February 3
1 | 3.2.2010 | 2 years ago

Boys, pony tails cannot express my deepest and heartfelt gratitude for covering the Crispanthem with such angst and vigor. May your pony tails grow long, shiny, and hard.

Yours truly,
Crisp

(via Redwolff73)